Sunday, November 13, 2011

PUNK BITCHES

TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE TURF
RUNNING OVER GARGAMELS LIKE SMURFS

SMOKING IN MY ROOM

WATCHING COWBOYS LISTENING TO LIL B

MATT DAMON BRO

TENATIVE LAST DAY ON A GARBAGEY SET SITTING WITH TROLLOPS AVOIDING CONVERSATION AND CHAINSMOKING CAMELS TO CATALYZE DEMISE. PRISON WARDEN PROVIDING 3 KINDS OF SLOP PER MEAL IN ABJECT INHOSPITABLE WORKING CLIMATE FILLED WITH TATTOOED CONVICTED LOWLIVES RUBBED WITH DIRT. IT GRANTS A PERSPECTIVE TO BE THRUST IN TO A FOREIGN FRAME MY POSITION IN THE UNIVERSE IS TRUE. DIRTY AND GROVELING AND APOCALYPTIC.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

MATRIX WORLD AMALGAMATION




Honda unveiled "All-new ASIMO", a new version of their humanoid robot. It can run at 9kph and hop on one or both legs, and more. If they get solar chargers on these joints, it's terminator judgement day status. 


THIS IS YOU


HAHA I LOVE YOU!! REAL TALK THAS U THO, YEEE.
PUT ME ON MY COUCHES, INTERVIEW MY GIRLFRIEND. SWA SWA SWA SWA SWA-BRANGDANGDANG YO GIRLFRIEND
O.G. #BASED MUSIC NOT SO LONG AGO.
THIS SHIT WAS SO HOT TO ME WHEN I WAS FIRST GETTING TO UNDERSTAND BASEDGOD.

Monday, November 7, 2011

BILL CLINTON LINCOLN HIGH SWAG



"Swagged the fuck out music video for : LILB THE BASEDGOD. TYBG!!!

750 DOLLAR CLASS TRIP TO WASHINGOTN DC; FIRST THING WE DECIDE TO DO; MAKE A BITCH IM BILL CLINTON VIDEO SWAGGG ON A HUNDED"

MASTER CHEFFFFF 140

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Friday, October 28, 2011

LORD GIVE ME A SIGN

YO @LILINTERNET HAS PUT OUT THIS INCREDIBLE AMBIENT MIX OF DMX'S PRAYERS CHOPPED UP FRON THE INTROS OF HIS HARDEST ONE ON ONES WITH GOD. LOVE IS PAIN

http://m.soundcloud.com/lilinternet/dmx-prayer-monument-ambient?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=mshare&utm_medium=facebook&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Flilinternet%2Fdmx-prayer-monument-ambient

GIVE ME PAIN TIL I DIE BUT PLEASE LORD TREAT ME RIGHT

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

ONE TIME FOR THE WORLD

TAXI DRIVER. FORGOTTEN NEW YORK CITY




CROSBY STREET 1978


      ALLS I'M SAYIN IS THIS NEEDS TO BE WATCHED. BUT THIS SONG SHOULD SUFFICE TILL THEN. IT REALLY DESERVES A HEARKENING TO THE DETAILS THAT MAKE THE ENERGY OF THE PARTICULAR CITY SO SPECIAL.

BRO

IM MAKING THE HOTTTEST PAINTINGS RITE NOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAYS TO GIL N SIM

FREE YOUR MIND! HAVE FUN!



Phoenix Lights

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A drawing of the object appeared in USA Today.[1]
The Phoenix Lights (sometimes referred to as the "lights over Phoenix") were a series of widely sighted unidentified flying objects observed in the skies over the U.S. states of Arizona and Nevada, and the Mexican state of Sonora on March 13, 1997.
Lights of varying descriptions were seen by thousands of people between 19:30 and 22:30 MST, in a space of about 300 miles, from the Nevada line, through Phoenix, to the edge of Tucson. There were two distinct events involved in the incident: a triangular formation of lights seen to pass over the state, and a series of stationary lights seen in the Phoenix area. The United States Air Force identified the second group of lights as flares dropped by A-10 Warthog aircraft that were on training exercises at the Barry Goldwater Range in southwest Arizona. Witnesses claim to have observed a huge carpenter's square-shaped UFO, containing lights or possibly light-emitting engines. Fife Symington,[2] the governor at the time, was one witness to this incident; he later called the object "otherworldly."[3]
The lights were reported to have reappeared in 2007 and 2008, but these events were quickly attributed to (respectively) military flares dropped by fighter aircraft at Luke Air Force Base[4][5] and flares attached to helium balloons released by a civilian.[6]


SHIT IS FUNNY. WHO KNOWS??! REAL SCIENCE IN THERE SOMEWHERE !!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

TASTIN GNAR ON SOME COPING ONE TIME.






       FOUND ONE OF THE GREATEST CULTURAL GEMS OF THE NORTHWEST AND FURTHER, AMERICA, INTACT, TODAY UNDER THE BURNSIDE BRIDGE. THESE CATS WERE RIPPIN IT SO HARD IT WAS LIKE A TOURNAMENT. IF U KNOW HOW HARSH THE TRANNIES AND THE WHOLE PARK IS JUST SO GNAR OMG. THEY WERE THROWIN DOWN LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN, AIRS, ALL THAT. DRINKIN BUDWEISER AND DROPPIN IN. LIKE, 'NIGGA, FUCK ESPN, FOOTBALL, XGAMES!' THIS WAS SPORT ENTERTAINMENT OFF TOP! SEEN CATS FROM TEN+ YEARS AGO. THE FLOW OF THE PARK AND THE VIBE SO COUNTER CULTURE GENUINE ENCAPSULATED FROM THE FAUX RICHE NUOVO RICHE BULLSHIT BUBBLE STUFF IN THE PEARL AND BEYOND(WORLDWIDE). TAKING PICTURES THERE SEEMS SACRILEGE TO FUNDAMENTAL STREET ETHICS. SO MANY STORIES ON THIS GROUND. SO MUCH BLOOD. FUNNY HOW ALL THESE WEIRD PARENT TRAP 'MIDDLE CLASS' WHATEVER U CALL IT IGNORE THE OTHER HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE THAT STILL DO INDEED PERSIST IN THE REAL WEIRD 'PORTLAND' 90'S THING. SO ENDEARING AND GENUINE OMG TOO MUCH ELSE TO SAY. WOW. I REALLY ENJOYED THAT. SKATEBOARDING IS SO TREAL.

LIL B IS THE MOST IMPORTANT POST-RAPPER OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM

USHERING IN A POST RAP ERA, LIL B HAS BURIED THE BODY ON ANY RESIDUAL RACE OR TURF WARS THAT HAD BEEN DRAGGING THEMSELVES ALONG WITH THE AID OF ALL OTHER UNINTELLIGENT PRE-MILLENNIAL RAP-BASED ENTERTAINERS. (SORRY WAYNE BUT
TIME TO SIT DOWN). LIL B IS ON THE NEWEST SIDE OF THE GENERATIONAL CUSP AND TAKES INTELLECTUAL, SPIRITUAL, AND
MOST IMPORTANTLY, CREATIVE ADVANTAGE OF HIS UNIQUE POSITION. TO DRAW A LINE IN THE SAND: IF YOU DON'T RELATE TO WHAT LIL B IS DOING YOU DON'T RELATE TO YOURSELF OR THE
PARADIGM SHIFT OF HUMANS LIVING VIA NEW MEDIA. THIS IS PAST
ROCK, THIS IS PAST ELECTRONIC, THIS IS PAST RAP. IT IS AN AMALGAMATION OF ALL AND NOTHING. MUSIC IS THE LAST FINE ART FRONTIER TO TAPPED OUT AND LIL B IS DRILLING HARD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJHuZNi7oyQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player


@ANDREWBIRK
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(IMAGES COURTESY OF LIL B)

YOU ALREADY KNEW PUFF DADDY WAS A MARK

Keffe D tells the cops he was offered $1 million to kill Death Row rapper Tupac Shakur and Suge Knight, the label's former CEO. The informant tells his interrogators in plain language, albeit at a cool street clip, that Sean Combs — then known as Puff Daddy, the ringmaster of Bad Boy Entertainment, Death Row Records' bitter cross-country rival — commissioned Shakur's legendary murder in Vegas in September 1996. (Knight would survive that night's shooting with a bullet wound to the head.)

In a taped confession fully reviewed by L.A. Weekly, Keffe D says, "[Combs] took me downstairs and he's like, 'Man, I want to get rid of them dudes.' ... I was like, 'We'll wipe their ass out, quick. It's nothing.' ... We wanted a million."

READ THE WHOLE STORY
http://www.laweekly.com/2011-10-06/news/cop-s-book-says-sean-combs-suge-knight-ordered-tupac-and-biggie-killings/

REST IN PEACE
TUPAC AMARU SHAKUR